I have listened to ‘Flower Violence’ too much now, my blood has changed in to some kind of pink slime blocking everything so that my brainfluid is turning to muck.
I procrastinated this review because I wanted it to be perfect but now the album is here and I have to write it. It has been since the release of Daughters latest album and the new one from Girl band that I felt so much energy in a record. This music is my spirit fuel, on this I can just keep going and going, does not matter if I go nowhere. I knew it would come today and I was excited and could not sleep last night so I drank half a bottle of rum with some sleeping pills and it worked, I fell asleep!!!! And I dreamt, I dreamt about this sonic wizard, looking a bit like that wizard from Lord of the Rings, and he was yelling at me while swinging his magic stick (I know, dreams can be weird) and declaring: “You Shalt Nouth Pass Unthill you Boughte the new LP from thy best band BLÓM”. In the morning I woke up with earwax all over my pillow and sheets, clearly had an eargasm again.
Do you want to me to give this stars and points? I give it five fucking stars and a 10. Thats it, this is Sublime Noisepunk. Out on Box Records.